[Faline]

Body showed a few injuries but is of yet unclear how he died.

[Wolf]

Life's a beach.

[Viking64]

Jose's Normandy Invasion re-enactment draws smaller crowd than expected.

[kellyhound]

They're taking pics of his throat/neck so maybe he was slashed.
person that found him probably thought he was drunk/sleeping.

[Jere]

hes holding his junk like he has to piss really bad

[Mr.Goodbar]

Originally Posted by Viking64 ↗

Jose's Normandy Invasion re-enactment draws smaller crowd than expected.

Professor Gonzalez decided he really had to get down and dirty if he was EVER going to find the focus of his thesis project..... the elusive Mexican Sand Mite.
It was in the sand somewhere, and damn it!, he was going to find that sucker even if it was the last thing he ever did!!

[Oswald2001]

By the looks of it, I'd say it was a flip flop theft gone bad.

[Cumulonimbus]

To the contrary, it's a flip flop theft gone exactly according to plan. There can be no witnesses.

[FavaBeans]

If found on the beach in swimwear....I wonder how he died?

[The Driver]

face down ass up