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09-20-2018, 12:18 PM
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Dead Crackhead in Ill-Fitting Shorts
Not a lot of detail here. None needed, really. Another crackhead in Cracklandia shot in the head in the middle of a field in the middle of the night. Her plastic garbage bag full of her dazzling earthly possessions was still lying beside her, so robbery was not a motive. Rape was also ruled out. Likely she tried to scam/skim the wrong dealer. Or maybe just wrong place wrong time. Whatever the case, here she is dead as Dillinger and with the king of all wedgies. It was probably a relief to pass into the afterlife on the tip of a bullet after walking around all day with that much denim up her asscrack.   ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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09-20-2018, 12:51 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:173 Imma Girl=Wills Babygirl✿☠ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,888 Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Quoted: 775 Post(s)
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Re: Dead Crackhead in Ill-Fitting Shorts
Her pants need love   |
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09-20-2018, 12:51 PM
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Re: Dead Crackhead in Ill-Fitting Shorts
I always love reading ur stuff Vedderman. You should be a writer, I still remember this Xmas story you wrote that I read when I first became a member, it was hilarious!  |
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09-20-2018, 12:56 PM
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Re: Dead Crackhead in Ill-Fitting Shorts
Thanks. I rarely have the time these days to do full writeups anymore, but I always make an effort to do one up for Christmas. And Yule is a peak season for suicides and family dramas escalating into murder, so the internet is often rife with fodder for my amateur skills. I expect you mean this one: https://www.documentingreality.com/f...s-tale-182402/ |
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09-20-2018, 01:30 PM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Re: Dead Crackhead in Ill-Fitting Shorts
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09-20-2018, 04:55 PM
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Re: Dead Crackhead in Ill-Fitting Shorts
I've read that Cracklandia is beautiful this time of year, though I've never been fortunate enough to visit.
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