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"Dead with a Boner." That is exactly how my wife describes my sexual technique!
You is funny, me like's that.
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Actually it is very common for men who get hanged to die with a hard on, some ejaculate too!
And there is this myth saying that a magical mandrake root will grow where the semen dropped =)
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"Dead with a Boner." That is exactly how my wife describes my sexual technique!
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Actually it is very common for men who get hanged to die with a hard on, some ejaculate too!
And there is this myth saying that a magical mandrake root will grow where the semen dropped =)
Funny you should say that. Last time I had a chest x-ray, the doctor swore he could see a magical mandrake root growing in my thtoat.
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Funny you should say that. Last time I had a chest x-ray, the doctor swore he could see a magical mandrake root growing in my thtoat.
hehehe..
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thats jus HOT!

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Do all men die with hardons or just the ones who die a certian way? I mean what the hell do they do at the funeral home, tape it down, cut it off or just give them a bubble dome for it? I would think once the blood is drained from the body it must go down but when the guy dies theres no blood circulating anyway so it shouldnt be up in the first place.
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That is hilarious. Talk about stiffs!

I have heard stories about how men have been mistaken for dead and the only thing that saved them was their growing boners as the morgue nurses prepped them for autopsy. I guess it must be a myth.
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