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● 11-19-2012, 04:07 AM
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Dead Bloke in the Road Causes Mayhem

Ahhh, Mexico.

So this unidentified man's body somehow found its way onto the middle of a public highway. As evidenced by its condition, many motorists just didn't give a fuck and rolled right over the top of him. No one called it in or reported it or anything. Until one poor bastard actually remembers he has a human soul and panics upon seeing a mangled corpse in front of him.

Unfortunately, his panic causes him to jerk the wheel, swerve wildly to avoid hitting the dead man, and flip his own car over to smash into a nearby pole. The driver was rushed away in critical condition and the usual crew was called in to scrape the other poor sap off of the highway.
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● 11-19-2012, 05:00 AM
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Oh well. It's the meat market time again, now in the middle of a highway
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● 11-19-2012, 05:58 AM
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i would've hit the fuckernow look he all most killed himself for swerving and his poor piece of shit car
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"Ahhh, Mexico"
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● 11-19-2012, 09:44 AM
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● 11-19-2012, 11:06 AM
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Re: Dead Bloke in the Road Causes Mayhem

I went to Mexico years ago. We were all standing on the street corner, just talking, and an ambulance went by, and when it took the turn, the drivers door flew open and fell off, right in the street. They just kept on going. I wonder if they came back for it later.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Mexico,
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Haha fuckin mexico.


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