[Vedderman]

27 year old former-dancer for the Forró band 'Doce Amor' was executed last night while coming home from a date with her boyfriend.

According to witnesses, including the boyfriend, the two of them were walking together when a motorcycle with two men pulled up alongside them and pointed guns at them.

The boyfriend, smarter than many we've seen in these situations, immediately held out his cell phone and wallet, assuming it was a robbery. The guy riding bitch on the bike told him to put his shit away and run. "This isn't for you." He'd barely backed off two feet when both riders shot his girlfriend in the head and then sped off.

No items of value were taken and the boyfriend was allegedly clueless as to motive. Nearby witnesses corroborated his account.

Not sure who she pissed off, but it was someone alright.

[jbell0129]

Daaang

[K53]

Such a waste

[Budd Dwyer]

Local primate maffia boss got jealous, i assume

[wolfie]

Didn't flop around much. Bullet must a hit a nerve.

[FrankRagsdale]

look like the last dance move she busted out was The Pee Pee Dance.

[Yoloman]

She complained about the dollar the guy tried to tuck in her G-string? Wanted more?

[Vedderman]

Originally Posted by Yoloman ↗

She complained about the dollar the guy tried to tuck in her G-string? Wanted more?

No. In this case, she was a professional Forró dancer with an actual well-known band. Not a stripper.

[SimoneFlen']

Originally Posted by Vedderman ↗

No. In this case, she was a professional Forró dancer with an actual well-known band. Not a stripper.

Ignore him, all he seems to do these days is claim that every dead woman on here was some dirty cheating slut. I swear that it's an alt' account of a certain member on here (Asian wife...).

[Yoloman]

Simone Good morning g to you, too, dear