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07-21-2012, 04:12 AM
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Cut 'er Off at the Knees
Mexican chap decided he'd had enough of his 23 year old girlfriend so he strangled her to death. Fortunately for him, some workmen had been installing some sort of cooling system at the house next door and had a hole already dug. UNfortunately for him, it was too small to accommodate his now-dead girlfriend. So he went to work on her legs with a machete in order to play a little Mexican Tetris and started dropping parts into the hole. Needless to say, his half-assed burial plan went unsurprisingly to shit when the workman returned the next day and found her corpse jammed into their recently-dug hole. Hijinx ensue. Ah, sweet sweet Mexico. Without you, I'd never have anything to post...  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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07-21-2012, 04:16 AM
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Re: Cut 'er Off at the Knees
Nice machete! I'm surprised he even got through her leg hair.  |
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07-21-2012, 04:22 AM
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Re: Cut 'er Off at the Knees
"Jose, when we left the site yesterday, was there a chopped up chick in the hole? You sure?"
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07-21-2012, 04:25 AM
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Re: Cut 'er Off at the Knees
Seriously. Jason Vorhees would have that dude's fuckin union card in tatters.
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07-21-2012, 06:46 AM
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 Cunt Extraordinaire Poster Rank:467 Pussy Power! Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 2,300 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 188 Post(s)
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Re: Cut 'er Off at the Knees
That saucy gent with the clipboard gives this set some sexy Latin passion.
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