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I'm so relieved I read that wrong- I thought it said ''Crushed By A Giant Cock''....
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" felt like the weight of the world on his shoulders....."
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He was playing baseball. He was stealing second base and about to slide when suddenly he experience a common phenomenon called "Tom Thumb Syndrome." The base, by the way, is a common brand, manufactured by the Toledo Baseball Accessory Company of Toledo, Ohio.
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He definitely flatlined.
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Well, I have good news for you, my friend. That leg can be had for $13 on eBay.
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Cause of death: Roger Rabbit Syndrome (A cartoon like injury caused by a falling object, usually for slapstick laughter)
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Extreme Tetris..!!! You never get the "I" when you need it... fuck O's. Haha, when you line up all of the tetrominoes, they spell out I,J,Z,L,O,S,T...I JZ LOST... that guy lost big time....Yeah, I'm a fuckin Tetris geek, so what of it?
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Extreme Tetris..!!! You never get the "I" when you need it... fuck O's. Haha, when you line up all of the tetrominoes, they spell out I,J,Z,L,O,S,T...I JZ LOST... that guy lost big time....Yeah, I'm a fuckin Tetris geek, so what of it?
When I line them up, they spell "JIZZLOTS" but I was raised by my uncle, which may explain that.
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When I line them up, they spell "JIZZLOTS" but I was raised by my uncle, which may explain that.
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Man, you just gotta love the staying power of that flip-flop. Nothing less than an engineering marvel.

If only the person who invented that flip-flop had invented big-ass boulder holders, none of this would have happened.


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