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Well, my big brother was right. There’s no such thing as Santa Claus.
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This explains why I didn’t get anything for Christmas in 2023
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Maybe the elves got sick of his shit!?
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Mrs Claus got sick of his shit.
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Well, someone's on the naughty list now.
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Someone got really pissed about the coal they received.
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I always pictured Santa as somewhat larger and wider
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Understand they are also finding packages of venison in various parks, and they are labeled "Donner", "Blitzen", "Chuy", "Tavo", etc.
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Understand they are also finding packages of venison in various parks, and they are labeled "Donner", "Blitzen", "Chuy", "Tavo", etc.
Very sad. Looks like Santa and the reindeer were sleighed.
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Oh, Brazil.
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