I just want you to know that I love being your cat. That goes extra for the times you are feeding me or petting me. I want you to know that just because I ignore you sometimes and throw up on your stuff other times doesn't mean I don't care. I really enjoy getting your attention, which seems easy to do just by walking across your face while you sleep. As a cat, I know I'm entitled to the best, and although you have yet to buy me that 4-tiered cat perch I've had my eye on, you're still the best mom I could ever ask for