JavaScript and Cookies are required to view this site. Please enable both in your browser settings.
Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Head - Section 2

Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Head 

Current Rating:

Unlimited Views No Ads No Algorithms Lifetime Account

Documenting Reality

Community Forum · Est. 2006

Join Now
Thread Tools
  #11  
07-10-2013, 04:25 AM
invertigo's Avatar
invertigo
Offline:
★ Legacy Member ★
Poster Rank:368
I need a nap =|
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 3,203
Contributions: 43
 
Mentioned: 42 Post(s)
Quoted: 901 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 14/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss3203
Re: Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Head

'Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Heads'

Usually when I see the bodies of pedestrians hit by cars the first onomatopoeia that runs through my mind is 'splat' but I'm betting this guy made more of a 'crunch'.
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
Chrissy1313
▼ PROMO FROM DOCUMENTING REALITY
Human Deformities & Medical Problems
View Now
Hidden for upgraded members.
  #12  
07-10-2013, 05:50 AM
HeadlessHorseman's Avatar
HeadlessHorseman
Offline:
My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT
Poster Rank:417
Male
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 2,771
Contributions: 30
 
Mentioned: 6 Post(s)
Quoted: 387 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 14/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss2771
Re: Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Head

Is that Mr. Winky sticking his head out of the shorts?
Why I believe he has come out for a looksy around.
4 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
Chrissy1313, FavaBeans, HairyGrape, TwistedSisterr
  #13  
07-10-2013, 07:29 AM
dwaderealtor's Avatar
dwaderealtor
Offline:
My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS
Poster Rank:5020
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 53
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 17 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssssss53
Re: Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Head

Oh well. No loss.
  #14  
07-10-2013, 07:33 AM
blancadon's Avatar
blancadon
Offline:
Devient
Poster Rank:262
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 5,295
Contributions: 1
 
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 591 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss5295
Re: Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Head

With a squished head he looks italian.
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
TwistedSisterr
  #15  
07-10-2013, 09:55 AM
Spiffyfable's Avatar
Spiffyfable
Offline:
★ PSYCHOPOMP ★
Poster Rank:104
Man
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 15,927
 
Mentioned: 9 Post(s)
Quoted: 1294 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss15927
Re: Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Head

That boy ain't ever going to be right
  #16  
07-10-2013, 10:16 AM
Faline's Avatar
Faline
Offline:
My Rank: MAJOR
Poster Rank:11
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 93,130
Contributions: 226
 
Mentioned: 91 Post(s)
Quoted: 2009 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 18/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss93130
Re: Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Head

Is that Mr. Winky sticking his head out of the shorts?
  #17  
07-10-2013, 11:41 AM
Chrissy1313's Avatar
Chrissy1313
Offline:
My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL
Poster Rank:3474
Female
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 101
Contributions: 12
 
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 14 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 15/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss101
Re: Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Head

'Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Heads'

Usually when I see the bodies of pedestrians hit by cars the first onomatopoeia that runs through my mind is 'splat' but I betting this guy made more of a 'crunch'.
You just used my favorite word in the whole world, onomatopoeia. You're the best.
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
invertigo
  #18  
07-10-2013, 01:37 PM
FavaBeans's Avatar
FavaBeans
Offline:
My Rank: MAJOR
Poster Rank:173
Imma Girl=Wills Babygirl✿☠
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 8,888
 
Mentioned: 7 Post(s)
Quoted: 775 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss8888
Re: Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Head

Wow...in his id...he kinda resembles Trayvon Martin

plus I guess he was tipsy and had a hardon
  #19  
07-10-2013, 01:54 PM
jbell0129's Avatar
jbell0129
Offline:
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚
Poster Rank:269
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 5,004
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 266 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
2/20 16/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss5004
Re: Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Head

he was FUGLY before and even FUGLIER now. lol
  #20  
07-10-2013, 08:29 PM
deaner33
Offline:
My Rank: PRIVATE
Poster Rank:5773
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 42
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 7 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 13/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssssss42
Re: Car Runs Over Drunken Mans Head

Looks like he was mid 1980's werewolf transformation.


Powered by vBulletin Copyright 2000-2010 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO