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● 12-23-2010, 10:59 AM
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Car Collapses On Male

Male was working under the car when the jack gave in and the car crushed him.
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● 12-23-2010, 11:01 AM
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Re: Car Collapses On Male

always my fear,when im changing oil,or working on the transmission
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● 12-23-2010, 11:07 AM
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Re: Car Collapses On Male

That almost happened to me once. I was underneath my friend's car helping swap out his rear axle when his elephant of a girlfriend "accidentally bumped" the car, knocking it enough that is slowly tipped the jackstand over. I got out barely, but the car pinned my jacket to the concrete. Lucky.
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● 12-23-2010, 11:12 AM
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Re: Car Collapses On Male

I @ "elephant of a girlfriend"... am I bad ?
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● 12-23-2010, 11:54 AM
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Re: Car Collapses On Male

Yeah man, a amateur mechanics worst nightmare! Almost chopped my leg like this , i was taking my tire off my Impreza and all of a sudden the cheap ass jack just went!

Gr8 post Kel!
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● 12-23-2010, 12:05 PM
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Re: Car Collapses On Male

always my fear,when im changing oil,or working on the transmission
I was gonna say the exact same thing, J. It is so vivid in my mind until I finally lower the jack down when I am done.
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● 12-23-2010, 12:10 PM
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Re: Car Collapses On Male

ive dropped many cars, but none on me they werent mine either so its ok
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● 12-23-2010, 01:18 PM
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Re: Car Collapses On Male

scary,always use blocks when working on your cars
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● 12-23-2010, 01:25 PM
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Re: Car Collapses On Male

HAHAAAA that's what happens when your car falls on you and nobody finds you until the next DAY He's already covered up with livor mortis
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● 12-23-2010, 01:29 PM
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Re: Car Collapses On Male

I just find this post funny as hell


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