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12-28-2010, 02:04 PM
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Yeah, as was said earlier, take a lil extra time to use blocks, i gotta change my fuggen tie rod soon.. and i trust just a jack, like i trust my ex fiance! XD
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Ouch, poor man
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I @ "elephant of a girlfriend"... am I bad ?
NO YOU ARE NOT BAD,THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
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always my fear,when im changing oil,or working on the transmission
Me too, thats why I always pay some other fucker to do it :)
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Pobre hombre... :(
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That almost happened to me once. I was underneath my friend's car helping swap out his rear axle when his elephant of a girlfriend "accidentally bumped" the car, knocking it enough that is slowly tipped the jackstand over. I got out barely, but the car pinned my jacket to the concrete. Lucky.
. Elephant of a girlfriend. What did she weigh, about 120lbs?
You were VERY lucky by the sounds of it.
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I @ "elephant of a girlfriend"... am I bad ?
No raymie your not bad .
If were honest most of the rest of us laughed as well.
But hey guys don't be haters fat girls need lovin to and who's to say she won't rock your fuckin world.
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thats why the jeebus invented jack stands.....
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those 1-armed crank jacks are known as "widow-makers".....
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poor fella


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