I once puked my throat out through my ass, but I'm a complete and utter gobshite, so I'm sure it comes as no surprise to anyone. (Except me mum...she still thinks I'm a priest.)
Gobshite and mum, sounds like u are from northern England, but you are in Florida. I used to live in northern England, Lancashire....it's great to hear those words again...haven't heard gobshite for ages.