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07-18-2025, 03:04 PM
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Re: Bulgarian Man Accidentally Hanged Himself Whilst Masturbating
Society didn't need him muddling up the gene pool anyway One can only hope he strangled himself before reproducimg |
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07-18-2025, 06:05 PM
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Re: Bulgarian Man Accidentally Hanged Himself Whilst Masturbating
If I'm gonna die while cumming, I'd rather have it be with someone else than just by myself. Last year I was having sex for the first time with my 21-years younger girlfriend & it turned into an extended session. I was puzzled when she asked me a couple of times if I was OK (I was) & then I suddenly realized what was going on. I started chuckling as I said "you're afraid I'm gonna die on top of you, aren't you?" (I was 62 & the oldest dude she had been with & the biggest age difference by far for me). We then both got a good laugh out of it. I still ain't dead yet.   P.S. The dad of a friend of mine died on top of his mom at a relatively young age & I immediately thought of that when this happened. |
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07-18-2025, 06:06 PM
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Re: Bulgarian Man Accidentally Hanged Himself Whilst Masturbating
He came and went. Just like a fad.  |
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07-20-2025, 04:44 AM
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Re: Bulgarian Man Accidentally Hanged Himself Whilst Masturbating
No orgasm will ever be good enough to die for. Good Lord. Just jerk off like a normal man does.
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07-21-2025, 08:51 PM
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Re: Bulgarian Man Accidentally Hanged Himself Whilst Masturbating
How do we know this is what happened? Maybe he accidentally masturbated while hanging himself.
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07-21-2025, 10:30 PM
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Re: Bulgarian Man Accidentally Hanged Himself Whilst Masturbating
Caught red-palmed! At least mom doesn't have to find out the awful truth from a second-hand source!
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07-26-2025, 11:14 PM
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Re: Bulgarian Man Accidentally Hanged Himself Whilst Masturbating
Must be a real quick high-low experience there, at the end: WowI'mCummingItsAwesomeOhShitImBlackingOutGonnaBeF oundLikeThis... I've been... poundin' for hours, and my manhood is sore But I won't call it quits until I shoot one more The shaft is blistered, my palm feels like sand But I've got the World in the palm of my hand And touchin' myself makes me feel.... Feel like a MAAAAAANNNN 'Cause I'm a Porno Junkie Beatin' myself like I was a trained monkey I'm a, Smut Hound Lovin' myself to that smackin' sound Mutants II, Smut Hound  · |
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08-10-2025, 02:52 PM
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Re: Bulgarian Man Accidentally Hanged Himself Whilst Masturbating
Yeah I have seen people younger than you are die during the act. But they died happy  |
