[umakemeSICK]

In retrospect, she wasn't worth life in prison was she now...

[Faline]

Originally Posted by Shakey ↗

Now some other dude will be staring at her legs, pussy, ass, and tits. While you're in prison staring at sausages.

[FavaBeans]

Who knows why this poor bloke bought the big one

[Shylock]

[Sharon]

"I gave the first blow for the debt, the second and the third through jealousy and anger because every time my girlfriend was visiting me he just kept staring at her legs".

I love how he gives a reason for each blow

[childsplay]

must be some set of legs

[blancadon]

[MeMyselfandI]

blends in with the sheets rather well

[HeadlessHorseman]

Guy must have dreamed he attacked Mr. Machete with a knife because it sure looks like headless was sleeping when he was chopped.

[petedeamon]

A better plan would have been to amputate his penis...Then you could get your money back and wouldn't have to worry about your girlfriend...Stop and think!,,,sigh