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09-02-2013, 02:52 AM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:185 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,307
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Brotherly Love: Bro, We Gotta Get Rid of the Wife
A young man and his brother were arrested last week for the murder of the younger brother's wife. Apparently he caught her cheating and didn't know what to do. So his first instinct is to call his big bro and ask for advice. Big brother's words of wisdom? "We gotta kill the slut." So he hops on his moped and heads over. The exact details of the murder were not disclosed, but the gist was that the 21 year-old wife was choked out with a length of clothesline. Both brothers were directly involved, though it is unclear which one held her down and which one choked her out. Both brothers (pictured below) were apprehended very shortly.  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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09-02-2013, 02:55 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:928 Female Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 791 791Posts 865Thanked 405Quoted 3Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Brotherly Love: Bro, We Gotta Get Rid of the Wife
Shit can't edit.......... *NOT* over a cheating hubby
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09-02-2013, 03:03 AM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:32 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,730
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Re: Brotherly Love: Bro, We Gotta Get Rid of the Wife
Poor woman. Careful who you get involved with.....
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09-02-2013, 04:40 AM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:667 Male Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 1,309 1,309Posts 997Thanked 170Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Brotherly Love: Bro, We Gotta Get Rid of the Wife
What the fuk did she cheat with? A spider monkey? They wasted their lives for that? What an ugly mug.. |
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09-02-2013, 09:27 AM
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Re: Brotherly Love: Bro, We Gotta Get Rid of the Wife
The words "spider monkey" has always made me laugh. Probably because of a Richard Pryor joke.
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#8
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09-02-2013, 03:33 PM
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Re: Brotherly Love: Bro, We Gotta Get Rid of the Wife
If I was the younger brother: To paraphrase a quote from the movie Confidence. |
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09-02-2013, 03:38 PM
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Re: Brotherly Love: Bro, We Gotta Get Rid of the Wife
Just divorce her and move on ffs
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09-02-2013, 07:00 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:482 Male Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,252 2,252Posts 5,942Thanked 293Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Brotherly Love: Bro, We Gotta Get Rid of the Wife
When a husband kills his wife, it isn't even a challenge for the detectives. I mean really people, let's be more creative. If a married person is murdered OF COURSE the spouse is the first suspect.
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