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12-12-2019, 08:07 PM
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Brazil - Decomposing Bloke Found - Possible Heart Attack Whilst Wanking!
On the morning of 11th December 2019 in Rio de Janeiro (Brazil) a man was found dead in his home. He had last been seen alive on the 8th. It's thought that he had died from a heart attack. There's rumour that he died whilst having a wank!      
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12-12-2019, 08:56 PM
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Re: Brazil - Decomposing Bloke Found - Possible Heart Attack Whilst Wanking!
The ultimate nut?
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12-12-2019, 10:27 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1194 Erase the Sixth Commandment Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 527 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 204 Post(s)
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Re: Brazil - Decomposing Bloke Found - Possible Heart Attack Whilst Wanking!
Oh my God the romance
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12-13-2019, 12:22 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1834 Male Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 280 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 8 Post(s)
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Re: Brazil - Decomposing Bloke Found - Possible Heart Attack Whilst Wanking!
Could you imagine an orgasm killing you? Not a bad way to go.
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12-13-2019, 12:45 AM
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Re: Brazil - Decomposing Bloke Found - Possible Heart Attack Whilst Wanking!
Actually common to die during sex. Did you ever see "Private Benjamin"? Goldie Hawn's jewish lawyer husband dies during sex. At his funeral, his mom solemnly asks Goldie "what were his last words?" Goldie answers "I'm coming".
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12-13-2019, 12:54 AM
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Re: Brazil - Decomposing Bloke Found - Possible Heart Attack Whilst Wanking!
Look at his jacking off material. No full beaver magazine like "Penthouse" for this guy, he has an old newspaper open to a few busty female pics. The cheapness and squalor extends to his mattress, worn down to the stuffing. I nominate this guy for most nasty bed on Documenting Reality. Maybe should have saved some of that energy playing futbol for getting a new bed... |
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12-13-2019, 01:00 AM
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Re: Brazil - Decomposing Bloke Found - Possible Heart Attack Whilst Wanking!
"When you nutte and she still keep sucking" face  |
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12-13-2019, 01:32 AM
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Re: Brazil - Decomposing Bloke Found - Possible Heart Attack Whilst Wanking!
My uncle actually died during sex. It happened before I was born but people brought it up a lot. The craziest part is it wasn’t his wife. Imagine having to make that death notification.  |
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12-13-2019, 01:48 AM
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Re: Brazil - Decomposing Bloke Found - Possible Heart Attack Whilst Wanking!
That’s interesting. I remember way back in the day, when rotten.com was still running there was a similar post. It was an obese man who also died during what seemed like masturbation. He had his dick out and headphones on with a Walkman. The only difference this man wasn’t discovered until maybe months later. What interest me is what cause death orgasms? Hereditary? Heart condition, disease bad health, or all these symptoms? Fuck it just more reasons why to nofap. Those 720 pixels of eroticism or even a newspaper article with a pretty model just isn’t worth the risk. Fuck the illusion, don’t let illusions fuck you  |
