Originally Posted by gatitu
Dude is already having major fun with the virgins. Is there any other way to check out the virgins, without having to blow you shitty head off, just take a look and see what's up. They might be all ugly and toothless and now your stuck with them forever. You left your nice GF for this , DAMN.
Then...
It must be even more of a bitch when he realizes just as he pushes the button that there are no god damn virgins waiting for him and he just wasted his life for nothing.
There was ONE virgin waiting for him, however they could only find a toe of her.