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02-26-2014, 05:56 PM
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Bloated Body Washed Up
The body of a man was found on the morning of Friday (21/02), on the boardwalk, next to the Wooden Spoon, the North Rim of Porto Seguro bar. Locals spotted the body and called the police. The body was already decomposing, making it difficult to identify. The body was taken to the local morgue, where it awaits identification.  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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02-26-2014, 06:58 PM
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Re: Bloated Body Washed Up
That's akin to finding your neighbors cat was in your kid's sandbox.
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02-26-2014, 11:37 PM
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Re: Bloated Body Washed Up
His big ole bloated tongue  |
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02-27-2014, 12:56 AM
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Re: Bloated Body Washed Up
he caught a fish with his teeth just before he died.
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02-27-2014, 10:28 AM
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Re: Bloated Body Washed Up
Based upon observation of his superb physical condition and cool surfer attire, I would judge him to be a drowned surfer...that has hanged his last 10.
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