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Old 09-14-2017, 05:48 PM
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Welp, If I ever decide to off myself, imma make sure i go to the bathroom first.

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Old 09-14-2017, 06:34 PM
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Go to the bathroom and put on clean underwear

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Old 09-14-2017, 07:32 PM
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Welp, If I ever decide to off myself, imma make sure i go to the bathroom first.
I actually just commented on that in another thread. It often doesn't work unless you plan well in advance. Most people have difficulty 'making' themselves urinate when they don't feel urgency. And it takes a LOT of urine in the bladder (usually more than 400 mL) for an average adult to feel an urge to go.

But when you die and the sphincter relaxes involuntarily, there's a good chance that you're going to piss yourself anyway if there's urine in the bladder, even if you couldn't force yourself to go 5 minutes earlier.

Best way to make sure you don't go out with wet pants is to drink a lot of liquid until the bladder is full and then evacuate it, then kill yourself immediately thereafter before the kidneys have time to process more into the bladder.

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Old 09-15-2017, 05:16 AM
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I actually just commented on that in another thread. It often doesn't work unless you plan well in advance. Most people have difficulty 'making' themselves urinate when they don't feel urgency. And it takes a LOT of urine in the bladder (usually more than 400 mL) for an average adult to feel an urge to go.

But when you die and the sphincter relaxes involuntarily, there's a good chance that you're going to piss yourself anyway if there's urine in the bladder, even if you couldn't force yourself to go 5 minutes earlier.

Best way to make sure you don't go out with wet pants is to drink a lot of liquid until the bladder is full and then evacuate it, then kill yourself immediately thereafter before the kidneys have time to process more into the bladder.

Never ending

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Old 09-15-2017, 11:35 PM
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Hey, I thought everyone new that when you die you lose control of all bodily functions, hmmmmmmm.

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Old 09-17-2017, 02:49 AM
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Bladders all appear to have been working properly.

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Lol at the random black and white image I see in some sets. So chic lol. Not. All that usually does is make the image harder to see.

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Old 10-02-2017, 05:35 PM
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