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07-23-2013, 01:27 AM
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Re: Bladder Control Problems
I lost my balance and almost fell off a cliff while mooning a scenic train once...the only thought that went through my head was "What is my mother going to think if I die with my pants around my ankles???", and, that always seemed to set the precedent of "Please don't let my remains embarrass or traumatize my loved ones"...these have completely set a new precedent; "Please don't let them find me in a puddle of my own piss"... Poor gals =( |
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#133
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07-23-2013, 02:28 AM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:181 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,293
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Re: Bladder Control Problems
Indeed. I'd never bothered to post that particular photo because I couldn't ever verify whether the chick in the pic was dead or just passed-out drunk. Believe it or not, I can verify the actual deaths for every single photo I post in this thread, at least insofar as having a name, date, and location (or at least two out of three) for every one. |
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#134
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07-23-2013, 02:33 AM
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Re: Bladder Control Problems
You've got decent odds, depending on how you actually pop your clogs. It is a complete myth that EVERYONE pisses and/or shits themselves when they die. It happens in fewer than 10% of non-violent deaths. If you go out violently (car wreck, murder, suicide) or in any fashion that impedes your airway before dying (choking, hanging, drowning, many poisons), your odds of ruining your pants on the way out increase dramatically. Probably best you didn't fall to your violent end while mooning the train. :P Chances are you'd have had your drawers around your ankles AND been lying in a puddle of piss. |
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#136
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07-24-2013, 02:52 AM
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Re: Bladder Control Problems
aww I never saw this thread before... even if you knew you'd piss your pants when you die, Im thinking most of these suicide attempts gave a fuck  |
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#137
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07-24-2013, 02:53 AM
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Re: Bladder Control Problems
you with this stuff  |
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#138
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07-28-2013, 12:16 AM
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Re: Bladder Control Problems
The fact that it was in water is way less embarrassing. I pee in the water on purpose all the time. I don't pee my pants on land on purpose.. ever.
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