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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure

And the lesson here is "use enough gun". A hippo like that needs at least a .375 H&H Magnum rifle to reliably kill it with one shot. How often have you hit a deer with a .308 and it goes about quietly munching the grass as if nothing happened? Use a big gun, you owe it to the game...
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure

Anything worth doing is worth doing twice, so screw it up the first time.
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure

Where in hell is she?...btw shes got a great body...oops had
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure

Well, she was bound and determined to end it, especially after her family rushed in.
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure

Where were her loved ones.
Do you read the story or just look at pictures?

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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure

A LOT going on there.... my guess is she was raped!
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure

Surprised that let women get so fat over there
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure

And the lesson here is "use enough gun". A hippo like that needs at least a .375 H&H Magnum rifle to reliably kill it with one shot. How often have you hit a deer with a .308 and it goes about quietly munching the grass as if nothing happened? Use a big gun, you owe it to the game...
Your profile pic made me LOL literally. That was a good thread.
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure

I'd call it a successful suicide. You only fail it when you survive
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure

Clean up in isle 4
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