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12-06-2016, 07:19 AM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:181 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,293
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Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure
This young robusta had decided she was done with what had passed for her life and was determined to end it all in her ramshackle monastic cell of a bedroom. Unfortunately, a lifetime of hard luck continued to plague her up to the bitter end. Her family heard a gunshot from her bedroom, followed by a scream of pain and agonized groaning. When they arrived en mass to investigate and threw open the door, she was stumbling around next to her bed, wobbling back and forth and bleeding profusely. The bullet entered her easily enough, but apparently failed to terminate life on the first shot.  Before they could intervene, she slumped down into a sitting position and put another one in her head, this time to greater effect. She got the job done, but certainly did not have an easy time of it. Spare a thought for her plight next time you think you're having a shitty day.   ·  ·  · |
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12-06-2016, 09:37 AM
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure
Looks like a prison cell. On a different note, your writing style causes me to laugh out loud whilst looking at some of the most horrible shirt. Get the strangest looks from the wife while chuckling and looking at splattered brain matter.....May have me carted off soon..... |
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12-06-2016, 09:58 AM
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure
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12-06-2016, 10:59 AM
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 *DR's nice guy* Poster Rank:78 Male Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 19,438 Mentioned: 89 Post(s) Quoted: 7144 Post(s)
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure
There's so many fat useless bitches out there, kudos to this one for taking the initiative and ending her pointless and unwanted existence. If more would follow her example the world would be a better place.  |
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12-06-2016, 01:08 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:166 Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 9,310 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 1583 Post(s)
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure
Where were her loved ones.
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12-06-2016, 03:18 PM
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| ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:1608 Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 344 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 93 Post(s)
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure
im 400lbs and 6'5"....shall i off myself too? only skinny weaklings allowed....
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12-06-2016, 05:51 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:575 male Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 1,674
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure
Why "epic failure"? She was not the smoothest, most effective, but she "got the job done", even though it took two tries.
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12-06-2016, 06:04 PM
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| Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:181 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,293
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Re: Big Girl Tries Suicide; Epic Failure
Hah, any time you have to pull the trigger more than once for a suicide attempt, I call it an epic fail. If two still doesn't get it done, I'd call it a catastrophic fail instead.  |
