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05-19-2014, 03:56 PM
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Bedroom Bloater Removed in Plastic Bag
The bloated body of a man that died is being wrapped in a plastic bag before being removed from the house. Not sure how long he was been there, but I bet it smelled pretty awful.
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05-19-2014, 05:09 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1941 I have a dick Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 260 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 140 Post(s)
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Re: Bedroom Bloater Removed in Plastic Bag
Just wanna take a needle and poke him with it a bunch of times...
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05-19-2014, 05:19 PM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:181 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,293
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Re: Bedroom Bloater Removed in Plastic Bag
We're really all just spongy sacks of meat and water and goo. And we certainly look it when we go off our expiration date.  |
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05-19-2014, 05:20 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:173 Imma Girl=Wills Babygirl✿☠ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,888 Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Quoted: 775 Post(s)
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Re: Bedroom Bloater Removed in Plastic Bag
...Ghastly....they were smart...one puncture on that human balloon and Oooh the REEK!    |
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05-19-2014, 05:53 PM
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Re: Bedroom Bloater Removed in Plastic Bag
Bet ya could get a major discount on renting that apartment! |
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05-19-2014, 07:39 PM
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Re: Bedroom Bloater Removed in Plastic Bag
Oh gah I hope I get found early, I don't want to look like this when they find me >.<
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05-19-2014, 08:52 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:594 Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,570 Mentioned: 3 Post(s) Quoted: 111 Post(s)
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Re: Bedroom Bloater Removed in Plastic Bag
That yellow bloated ballsack  Oh man, the purge fluid leaking out of this guy must smell so fucking ripe... dear god those blisters... *eyeballs them and walks slowly with a giant needle* THEY MUST BE POPPED! |
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05-19-2014, 08:52 PM
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Re: Bedroom Bloater Removed in Plastic Bag
anyone know why the sack is sooo big? Is that the balls are rotting?
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