[FunkPumpkin]

Maybe the killed him because of his tablecloths?

HOAs can be really bitchy sometimes.

[Catfac3]

Shame he didn't get to smoke that stogie before he got shot. Or is that straw?

[frenzy4u]

I think it's not so much bad circumstances ...
BUT aliens (ass weasels from DNC). poof!

[William May]

I think they killed him over the tablecloths, not the 20 year old murder........

[Arista]

Of all the shitty places we've seen on here, at least he tried to make the best of his. He had a kind face.

[Susan]

I would say more of a sloth from goonies kinda face, rather than kind.

[Jivon_1]

[pyromancer555]

Originally Posted by ianmd3000 ↗

You can either protect your house from attackers, or you can tend to your garish tablecloths in the red kitchenette...but you can't do BOTH.

Things would've been different, had he lived with a roommate.

Things wouldve been different......The roommate would be dead too.

[Sisteskrik]

That's what happens to killers who kill adults and spare their children.
Children will meditate revenge and 20 years later they'll come after you.
If you need to kill, kill 'em all.

[kellyhound]

Revenge never gets old