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08-17-2020, 01:25 PM
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Autoerotic Death with a Vacuum

Doing chores at home sure sucks. I dont have any backinfo on this one, he probably got very excited when he saw the label on the box.

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Re: Autoerotic Death with a Vacuum

Well that's awkward as hell
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Re: Autoerotic Death with a Vacuum

also works as a very effective penis enlarger, such powerful vacuum suction
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Re: Autoerotic Death with a Vacuum

That's another member for "Me too" movement. Talking about Dyson, not the fucking perv!
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Re: Autoerotic Death with a Vacuum

He sure did get sucked off
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Re: Autoerotic Death with a Vacuum

That sucks
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Re: Autoerotic Death with a Vacuum

Wonder who was the lucky one to find him?
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Re: Autoerotic Death with a Vacuum

Enquiring minds would like to know if the vac was still running when he was found...
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Re: Autoerotic Death with a Vacuum

You certainly come up with some unique posts, Hermie!
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That sucks.
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