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01-05-2010, 01:34 PM
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A what?
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self injurer
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i see a tramp stamp... weirddddddd
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Ron Popeil: "And folks, this, this over here is one of my favorites: the ass knife. Cuts into a buttock like it's cutting through butter. That knife is also included in the set. You get all that, 180 of the best knives you're ever going to use, plus the shears and the flavor injector, all of that for 4 easy payments of $19.99. How about that?" (wild round of applause from paid audience)
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WOA
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That's what happens when you take a seat in the cutlery drawer....
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I don't get how the hole itself is all engorged with blood
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Why do I get the horrible feeling you're one of the ones who like a finger or two up there?

Just saw this and it made me laugh my ass off!! No offense meant, but that was perfect.
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01-10-2010, 09:13 PM
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If he did it by accident, I'd love to know the story


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