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01-17-2015, 06:31 AM
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Another Domestic Tragedy in Brazil
31 year old mother of two, both kids from a previous relationship. Had been living with a boyfriend for the past year-fella that the locals referred to as 'Helium' for whatever indiscernible Brazilian reason. Her family and friends said that he was violently jealous and beat the shit out of her often, but rather than flee, she hid the bruises from them. Well, this week the two of them were at a birthday party and 'Helium' got a serious case of the sore asshole when he saw his girl talking to another guy. He chased the guy off and then punched and kicked the girlfriend out the door. I guess the other partygoers just stared in awkward silence, as most of them knew that the situation was a normal one for the couple. Anyway, she was found dead on her kitchen floor with a knife in her chest about three hours after they left the party. Helium is wanted for questioning, but has thus far evaded capture. Many witnesses reported that he showed up at her funeral, but fled when someone alerted the local Barney Fife of his presence. Still at large. |
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01-17-2015, 07:32 AM
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Re: Another Domestic Tragedy in Brazil
maybe he has a high pitched voice. he will get an even higher voice when he's caught and thrown in jail where the other jail birds can turn his brown star into a wishing well.
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01-17-2015, 04:52 PM
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Re: Another Domestic Tragedy in Brazil
If I had been a member of her family, and that panty stain had arrived at the funeral, I'd have ended up giving the undertaker another client to work on right away. |