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10-09-2022, 11:47 AM
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Impressive death stare.
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Hahah you got it right first time, meatsicle
THey say sugar kills ...

I've been around Ogrish or DR since the tsunami of 2005/06, and I dont remember seeing any media with lollipops in the mouth of a victim. A first on DR!
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Re: Americanist and Lady Friend Blasted to Death

One more.

Moisture-seeking meat missile.
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I wonder what the flavor of the sucker was?
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dying with a lollipop in her mouth
That's a first
Female Kojak had nice fake eyelashes
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Re: Americanist and Lady Friend Blasted to Death

I'm sorry, but I'm puzzled about what you are referring to.

Do you mean:

"The Meatbat"?
"The Glistening Pillar of Love"?
"The Love Pump"?
"The One-Eyed Snake in the Turtleneck Sweater"?
"The Meat Sword"?
"12" of Pink Steel"?
"The All-Day Sucker"?
"The Nun's Delight"?
"The Trouser Monkey"?
"The Dental Pick"?
"The Rod of Delight"?
"The Lightning Rod"?
"The Pole of Pleasure"?
"Willy"?
"Johnson"?
"The Olde Skin Flute"?
"The Tower of Power"?
"The Hose Beast's Companion"?
"Women's Best Friend"?
"The Good Girl's Reward"?
"The Tongue Sword"?
"Mr. Penetrator"?
"The Towering Meat Pole"?
"The Captain's Mast"?
"My Tallywacker"?

Are you talking about a Wiener?
You forgot Mr tiddlywinks
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10-14-2022, 07:39 AM
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My favorite word for vagina is "wizard sleeve."


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