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10-07-2022, 03:31 PM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:30 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,742
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Americanist and Lady Friend Blasted to Death
NAUCALPÁN, Mexico, October 07 2022. A man and a woman between 25 and 30 years old were shot to death whilst talking inside a car. One of the deceased, noticing the presence of his killers, quickly got out of the car and tried to flee, but he did not achieve his objective. On one side of the vehicle he fell dead, his companion sat lifeless inside the car. Once the double execution was completed, the alleged murderers who, according to the police, acted in revenge for alleged gangsters, made their escape down the side streets. The now deceaseds were talking in a compact white car, when they were surprised by a group of men who opened fire on them. Some of the neighbours, upon hearing the blasts of a firearm, called for the help of the police, although minutes later when the municipal police arrived at the scene it was already too late, since the two victims were already dead and their killers had already fled without leaving any trace of their whereabouts. During the first inspections carried out at the scene of the crime, the MP reported that one of the deceased remained in the passenger seat of the car and the other outside, and that both had several bullet wounds in different parts of their bodies. , in addition to the fact that the The windshield of the vehicle had several bullet holes. The killers are still on the loose. Looks like the female was enjoying a lollipop at the time of the shooting.     |
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10-07-2022, 03:45 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:247 So many choices now Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 5,548 Mentioned: 15 Post(s) Quoted: 2120 Post(s)
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Re: Americanist and Lady Friend Blasted to Death
I was thinking the "lollipop" was going to be the dude's meatsicle(?) meatcicle  meatcycle  meatsycle  dick  |
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10-07-2022, 04:43 PM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:181 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,293
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Re: Americanist and Lady Friend Blasted to Death
Not the best adds, but adds.
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10-07-2022, 05:05 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2351 Female Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 194 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 57 Post(s)
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Re: Americanist and Lady Friend Blasted to Death
Hahah you got it right first time, meatsicle |
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10-07-2022, 08:10 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,468 Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Quoted: 4543 Post(s)
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Re: Americanist and Lady Friend Blasted to Death
I'm sorry, but I'm puzzled about what you are referring to. Do you mean: "The Meatbat"? "The Glistening Pillar of Love"? "The Love Pump"? "The One-Eyed Snake in the Turtleneck Sweater"? "The Meat Sword"? "12" of Pink Steel"? "The All-Day Sucker"? "The Nun's Delight"? "The Trouser Monkey"? "The Dental Pick"? "The Rod of Delight"? "The Lightning Rod"? "The Pole of Pleasure"? "Willy"? "Johnson"? "The Olde Skin Flute"? "The Tower of Power"? "The Hose Beast's Companion"? "Women's Best Friend"? "The Good Girl's Reward"? "The Tongue Sword"? "Mr. Penetrator"? "The Towering Meat Pole"? "The Captain's Mast"? "My Tallywacker"? Are you talking about a Wiener?  |
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10-08-2022, 02:40 AM
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| ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:366 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,209 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 288 Post(s)
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Re: Americanist and Lady Friend Blasted to Death
The sucker in the pie hole was definitely a new one to me. A+ thanks!
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10-08-2022, 12:24 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:180 USA haters keep sucking the big orange dick! Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 8,362 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 2717 Post(s)
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Re: Americanist and Lady Friend Blasted to Death
crank boner penis tool |
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10-08-2022, 12:53 PM
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 My Rank: CAPTAIN Poster Rank:214 Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 6,806
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Re: Americanist and Lady Friend Blasted to Death
You forget The Joystick A stick that gives you joy |
