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● 01-19-2022, 07:31 PM
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Always Take the Elevator

Had to run home from work to grab something I forgot. Nearly ran into this guy. I should have taken the elevator.
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● 01-19-2022, 07:44 PM
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Re: Always Take the Elevator

Interesting decor. I would say it livens up a normally drab staircase, but in this instance...
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Re: Always Take the Elevator

How does asphyxiation work from behind? is it a break neck thing?
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Re: Always Take the Elevator

Stretch the neck then so the skin can constrict the blood flow...
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● 01-19-2022, 09:35 PM
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Re: Always Take the Elevator

Why should you have taken the elevator?!?!?

You would have missed the chance to go through his wallet!
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Re: Always Take the Elevator

~ I think the posthumous message he was trying to convey was:
'Help me find the Stairway to Heaven', or 'Heading for the Stairway to Heaven'. How sad!
~ Stairway To Heaven ~


~ Spirit In The Sky ~
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Re: Always Take the Elevator

Just hanging around... Leave him be!
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Re: Always Take the Elevator

How does asphyxiation work from behind? is it a break neck thing?
** Suicide by hanging can work both ways, thru suffocation (cerebral hypoxia) & breaking of the neck spine (cervical vertebrae fracture).

* What is the difference between asphyxia and suffocation?
~ Asphyxiation can occur when a substance, such as carbon dioxide, interferes with the oxygenation of tissue.
~ Suffocation can occur when the air supply to the body is blocked from entering the body.
~ Unfortunately, the results can be the same - death.

* What happens if you break your neck and spine?
~ A fracture, or break, in one of the cervical vertebrae is commonly called a broken neck.
~ A neck fracture can paralyze you or even lead to death.
~ If you fracture your neck, you'll feel extreme pain, swelling, and a loss of feeling in your arms and legs.
~ You shouldn't be moved, and you should go to the hospital right away.
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Re: Always Take the Elevator

~ I think the posthumous message he was trying to convey was:
'Help me find the stairway to heaven'. How sad!
~ Stairway To Heaven ~


~ Spirit In The Sky ~
Not to forget....
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Re: Always Take the Elevator

. Glad you took a pic though.
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