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08-26-2012, 02:20 AM
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Alleged Suicide
25 year old woman found dead in front of her house. Her husband claimed that they had had a fight when she was drunk, so he went in to work to let her cool off. When he returned home, she was dead in her Tweetie-bird socks. She had a suicide note that was found near the body. No immediate cause of death was determined as the body didn't exhibit any clear injuries, so they are awaiting the ME's ruling before making the CoD official. I can't really see any clear indicators either. She's got a little blood on her chest and wet pants. I'd have guessed hanging for the suicide, except that would have been obvious. My second guess would be poison, as that is a very common method of self-dispatch in Mexico, especially amongst women. No aspiration visible, though, which is weird if it was poison. Of course hubby also could have killed her, but most methods there would be fairly readily apparent. No other clue, really...  ·  ·  ·  · |
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08-26-2012, 02:57 AM
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Re: Alleged Suicide
A whale has beached
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08-26-2012, 03:10 AM
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Re: Alleged Suicide
I know that I plan on wearing only one shoe when I commit suicide. *nod* It only makes sense...
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08-26-2012, 04:43 AM
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Re: Alleged Suicide
she couldn't stuff that one final double quarter pounder with cheese, stomach said, "I'm done over here." Whaley Lady got mad and killed herself.
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08-26-2012, 07:14 AM
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Re: Alleged Suicide
Pretty dramatic thing to do after a fight but for all we know she could be a loony toony.
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08-26-2012, 07:16 AM
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Re: Alleged Suicide
Fat people shouldn't wear shorts  |
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08-26-2012, 08:14 AM
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Re: Alleged Suicide
That's sad, I hate seeing whales beach themselves  OMG, sorry, poor lady |
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08-26-2012, 11:57 AM
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Re: Alleged Suicide
The marks on her stomach kind of look like scrapes, the sort you get when your skin rubs against concrete. She is also missing a shoe. Maybe she tripped and fell, her stomach grazed against the concrete and she died from the impact her head made on the concrete or tree? Or she was pushed. |
