[Rachee]

I think she was killed by those god awful purple shorts that are 4 sizes too small...cut off her circulation which caused a blood clot that went straight to her brain. Case closed.

[Warnebald]

Tweetie-bird socks and Minni Mouse shoes? The fashion police assassinated her.

[King Herald]

Just throwing this out there, but can you possibly just die of ugliness?

[elizajane]

Did she have a bun in her oven or was she just a fat cunt? Hmmmm, the mind boggles.........

[Spiffyfable]

She was so upset that she choked on a french fry

[jerzpilot]

poor lady she probably didn't find food in time and starved to death.

[Rusty666]

[Space Particle]

"Dead in her Tweety Bird socks".

[r0tten]

What an odd place to off yourself. If she was drunk maybe she just fell and knocked her noggin? Even if the husband did kill her, no jury will convict. Poor man was probably tortured for years with her daily, awful ass cartoon character undergarments.

[Mistress Eva]

Strangulation perhaps? Damn, though. That was a big 'un.