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03-03-2019, 06:09 AM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:31 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,739
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Advanced State of Putrefaction in Unknown Male
A body was found in an advanced state of putrefaction. The body did not carry any local identification. Locals saw the body, then fled and called the local authorities. There were no reports of any missing persons in the area.   |
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03-03-2019, 06:11 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:166 Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 9,313 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 1583 Post(s)
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Re: Advanced State of Putrefaction in Unknown Male
The local morgue better have a supply of air freshener.
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03-03-2019, 02:36 PM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:139 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,694 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6177 Post(s)
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Re: Advanced State of Putrefaction in Unknown Male
"Advanced State of Putrefaction" - sounds like the state that I live in, thanks to the factional politicians.
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03-03-2019, 06:17 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:150 I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it. Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 10,911 Mentioned: 23 Post(s) Quoted: 4553 Post(s)
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Re: Advanced State of Putrefaction in Unknown Male
Why is his zipper open?  |
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03-04-2019, 12:29 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:363 I like tube steak Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,310 Mentioned: 13 Post(s) Quoted: 1835 Post(s)
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Re: Advanced State of Putrefaction in Unknown Male
Even in death, ole John was still trying to hone is youth Dab |
