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06-25-2014, 03:43 PM
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81yo Man Found Unconcious In Gloom
A resident found the man unconcious and unresponsive on the floor of I-have-no-idea-where and called for help. Apparently the deceased had been to the doctor that morning. Medical staff arrived at the scene with the aid of torches, performed unsuccessful CPR for about 10 minutes and then pronounced the man dead. The deceased's body was taken away to determine the cause of death.  ·  ·  ·  · |
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06-25-2014, 03:54 PM
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Re: 81yo Man Found Unconcious In Gloom
damn dog go lick your balls somewhere else...  |
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06-25-2014, 04:28 PM
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Re: 81yo Man Found Unconcious In Gloom
Yup, his doctor checkup was fine but he just saw the bill   |
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06-25-2014, 04:38 PM
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Re: 81yo Man Found Unconcious In Gloom
you never know when your time is up  |
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06-25-2014, 07:02 PM
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Re: 81yo Man Found Unconcious In Gloom
It's sort of poetic, really.. Somewhere nearby a baby is born, as an elderly I-have-no-idea-whereistanian dies in the street... and a stray dog licks his balls. The world keeps on turning |
