[reubthadude]

A Garrison Military Police was informed by Central 'which popular found a badly decomposed body inside a residence. Around 11:30 am this Friday, June 7, 2013, police arrived at the scene and cordoned off the area until the arrival of the Civil Police.

It is Shoeng José Bastos, 67 years old, "resident of the residence" (left that in because I love that translation LOL). According to the expert on duty, It was undetermined how he died.

Also, according to the expert, the man died at about five days before he was discovered. Experts have authorized the removal of the body to the morgue. The sheriff said a police investigation will be initiated and the Civil Police await test results to determine the cause of death to proceed with the inquiry.

[Foxie913]

I'd lick it once for a million dollars.

[ninjachef]

The two gasses given off from a rotting corpse are putriscine and cadaverine by the way... I imagine there is a heavy smell of both in that guys abode. Wow.

[twayblade]

didn't quite make it to the bed.

[LiVe By NiGhT 976]

Looks like a shitty ending to a shitty existence.

[Faline]

Yummy

[HeadlessHorseman]

Originally Posted by twayblade ↗

didn't quite make it to the bed.

Looks like he might have just gotten out of bed. Maybe someone was with him when he died, the sex was to die for.

[blancadon]

It sucks to be him.

[Spiffyfable]

One word..... Bleach

[Shakey]

Looks like he is all sandy.