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I totally just spat my drink on the screen from laughter... I wonder how loud the bang was when he hit the ground... LOL! Check out that tiny ass mattress...

Oh my god, the comments are killing me. HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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This has to be an episode in A 1000 ways to die. I wish it was on video, so we can add sad trombones, Homer Simpson's DUOH!!! or Nelson's "Ha Ha".
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With that weight he should've been able to bounce!
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I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Not very high.
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They must've had quite the brainstorming session to come up with this brilliant plan.

Seems it never clicked in either of their minds that while the guy laying down the mattress may have been his friend, gravity most certainly was not..
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Made me laugh when I saw him next to that tiny mattress!
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