There seems to be a connection between bars and getting shot as opposed to getting a shot which would be more fun. So stay out of bars and get your shots from the bottle of bourbon above the fridge.

[Spiffyfable]

I don't get it... it looks like they all stopped drinking

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He wore his jesus sandals just for the special occasion

[Goregyrl]

Originally Posted by synthninja ↗

a man walked into a bar, ....the end

You said it almost exactly the way I was thinking. It just sounded like a punchline for a joke, right?

..... and he didn't walk out. The end.