[SkinnyFella]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

As a graduate of the Colombian School of Forensic Medicine and Plumbing, I deduce that she actually wanted to be a baker instead of a nurse.

Cannot argue with this logic.

[HYPRTCKR]

~ He finally got rid of her, by her getting rid of herself.

[Eldeanio100]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

I can relate to her stress.

My first day on the job as an airplane mechanic, I was stressed.

So I stopped on the way home from work and bought a candy bar.

It was similar, but different.

Also, I didn't poop my pants after I had the candy bar.

Same here - I was stressed on my first day at my current job.

I went home and played Xbox then went asleep

Think I treated myself to a Chinese if I recall.

Very stressful

[depraved1]

Originally Posted by CreepyDeathShrine ↗

Workplace romances are a bad idea.

VERY TRUE.

[smudge10]

She could have just quit like most normal people.

[Vixənn]

[William May]

Originally Posted by Hogmann ↗

If there's one thing I learned from this site is that if I ever hang myself I'll be sure to empty my bowels first.

That should be the FIRST step in the suicide handbook!

[William May]

Originally Posted by Eldeanio100 ↗

Same here - I was stressed on my first day at my current job.

I went home and played Xbox then went asleep

Think I treated myself to a Chinese if I recall.

Very stressful

Well, much better than suicide!

[K53]

Poor career choice

[VileBreed]

Not the smartest way to claim disability.