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09-02-2018, 07:26 AM
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Re: 16 Year Old Girl Killed + Facially Disfigured
9 out of 10 Locksmith's are having their security bypassing instructions piped directly into their ears by radio transmitted Chupacabra's. Indoors won't save you, nor will any other kind of doors. The thicker and stronger you make your doors, the more children the Chupacabra's will exsanguinate, and tape together to use as battering rams. The only thing that can dissuade an aggressive Chupacabra is firecrackers and/or broken fluorescent tubes sprinkled into your hair.
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