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03-19-2014, 11:20 AM
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Re: 10 Bodily Functions That Continue After Death (TEXT ONLY)
So um... theoretically... any of us could be attending a funeral service, at which point, the deceased could let out a very loud and very putrid-smelling necro-fart?
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#33
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05-31-2014, 12:35 PM
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Re: 10 Bodily Functions That Continue After Death (TEXT ONLY)
While the life fleets, the escents leak. The cells keep on keeping on long after the thrill is gone. Soon, then, what can not evaporate will rot. Then, it is all elemental, my dear. BND |
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05-31-2014, 12:55 PM
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Re: 10 Bodily Functions That Continue After Death (TEXT ONLY)
Since ima be cumming after death....leave some condoms by my body ...i dont wanna get Pregnancy Death   |
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05-31-2014, 08:28 PM
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Re: 10 Bodily Functions That Continue After Death (TEXT ONLY)
So... some weird chick could fuck a dead man, get pregnant, then commit suicide in the third trimester, and have a living baby fall out of her corpse at the funeral. Followed by flatulence, crapping, pissing and moaning. That baby would be guaranteed to have an interesting life.
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06-01-2014, 02:20 PM
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 LLKH Poster Rank:15 dong Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 65,873 Mentioned: 222 Post(s) Quoted: 36941 Post(s)
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Re: 10 Bodily Functions That Continue After Death (TEXT ONLY)
Thank you, death doesn't bother me now. all I do is fart and grunt anyways. so par for the course  |
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06-01-2014, 06:21 PM
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Re: 10 Bodily Functions That Continue After Death (TEXT ONLY)
I was always curious about what happens with the body after you die. I knew about rigor and death spasms, but dead people moaning? That's new. Thanks for the good read.  |
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06-01-2014, 11:00 PM
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 King of East Texas Poster Rank:356 3 legs Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,445
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Re: 10 Bodily Functions That Continue After Death (TEXT ONLY)
Coffin Birth, I'm starting a metal band just to name us that.
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