[LrlynJy]

Originally Posted by Sharon. ↗

Was reading about urination after death and found this article of interest so thought I'd share it

2. Vocalization

Our bodies are basically sacks of gas and goo supported by bones (which are filled with yet more goo). Rotting happens when bacteria go to work and the proportion of the gas increases. Since we carry most bacteria inside our body, the gas builds up inside. We've seen several ways it takes out. One of those ways is through the windpipe. Since rigor mortis stiffens all the muscles, including the ones that work the vocal cords, the combination leads to some very eerie sounds coming from dead bodies. People hear moans, groans, and squeaks coming from the dead.

Now this is what i dont ever want to experience when i attend a funeral service...

[FavaBeans]

i hope my corpse does the vocalization one...ima say..."Fuck Youuuuuuu" llo

[Shakey]

I want to cum when I'm gone.

[Sharon]

When I was working at the morgue, I dealt with a couple of deceased male patients who had semis. Must say, it looked really surreal.

And I've seen oedema from heart failure affect the labia minora, they were HUGE and I had to photograph both them and a bawbag that was like a water balloon due to same effect.

My God, the things my eyes have seen

[BBKF]

I bet you would be fun to party with. Let's go out. Hell, NO!!! I just want to drink and listen to Sharon tell stories!!!!

[Lambiesinclair]

3 and 2 ,omg

[Sisteskrik]

Fascinating as usual.

[dEAD mICHAEL]

Now that is cool. I can get it on even after I die. So yup dieing in the saddle and on top so at least I can finish.

[tootsieflowrslave]

A dead man getting someone pregnant would make for some strange tabloid and conspiracy theory fodder.

[tootsieflowrslave]

Originally Posted by Sharon. ↗

When I was working at the morgue, I dealt with a couple of deceased male patients who had semis. Must say, it looked really surreal.

And I've seen oedema from heart failure affect the labia minora, they were HUGE and I had to photograph both them and a bawbag that was like a water balloon due to same effect.

My God, the things my eyes have seen

What are "semis?" Just curious. Awesome post btw!

Edit: removed "the" from "the semis"