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05-19-2014, 03:22 AM
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1 Man Dies After Car Overturns
He was speeding, then he lost control of the vehicle which overturned throwing him to the ground, killing him instantly.        |
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05-19-2014, 03:26 AM
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Re: 1 Man Dies After Car Overturns
He was a rather hairy fellow...  |
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05-19-2014, 03:40 AM
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Re: 1 Man Dies After Car Overturns
I feel that a seatbelt may have prevented this carnage. But maybe he couldn't afford the full body wax necessary in order to fit comfortably within the confines of a safety belt.  |
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05-19-2014, 08:51 AM
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Re: 1 Man Dies After Car Overturns
Perhaps it's his weiner that has become disconnected during his last fatal manouvering
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05-19-2014, 09:25 AM
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Re: 1 Man Dies After Car Overturns
He had a knife because he was the first in his family to have opposable thumbs.
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05-19-2014, 02:02 PM
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Re: 1 Man Dies After Car Overturns
....my comments... ...1st...EW ...2nd Just One? ...3rd Thats all he took out was himself?    |
