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Originally Posted by DonB The "real men" can take their double shiners and move their clown asses to the nearest pub to commiserate about the regular whippings they endure at the hands of their liberated women. |
I lost the gender war at age 12. A group of predatory 12 year old Swedish blond types were jockeying for position to walk next to me on the way home from school. I was also 12 so I wanted nothing to do with Swedish blondes. I Had my race car set, Stratego game and gas engine airplane. One chick got offended at my lack of response to their daily Swedish blond presence. . One of these perfect amazons raised her lunchpail in a Conan-like manner. Naturally I punched her square in the mouth. She went to scream. Problem was, her braces were key-punched into her gums. When she opened her mouth to scream she took ribbons of flesh with it. Another girl came up behind and sucker-slapped me in the right eye. I was blind for a week in that eye.
Chicks 1
Me 1
Game Over. I Give up.
P.S: No, I'm not gay, really!!

