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01-28-2010, 10:43 PM
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Re: Reaction to Guy Hitting a Girl
I lost the gender war at age 12. A group of predatory 12 year old Swedish blond types were jockeying for position to walk next to me on the way home from school. I was also 12 so I wanted nothing to do with Swedish blondes. I Had my race car set, Stratego game and gas engine airplane. One chick got offended at my lack of response to their daily Swedish blond presence. . One of these perfect amazons raised her lunchpail in a Conan-like manner. Naturally I punched her square in the mouth. She went to scream. Problem was, her braces were key-punched into her gums. When she opened her mouth to scream she took ribbons of flesh with it. Another girl came up behind and sucker-slapped me in the right eye. I was blind for a week in that eye. Chicks 1 Me 1 Game Over. I Give up. P.S: No, I'm not gay, really!! · |