JavaScript and Cookies are required to view this site. Please enable both in your browser settings.
Man Who Has Sex With Cars

Man Who Has Sex With Cars 

Current Rating:

Unlimited Views No Ads No Algorithms Lifetime Account

Documenting Reality

Community Forum · Est. 2006

Join Now
Thread Tools
  #1  
05-24-2010, 08:12 PM
coolchic101's Avatar
coolchic101
Offline:
My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT
Poster Rank:734
female
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 1,111
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 2 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss1111
Man Who Has Sex With Cars

Tag: psychological

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr. Smith first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr. Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California.

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.
dragon_master_jalopnik-topshot01.jpg
116.5 KB ·87 views
a97042_g022_9-car.jpg
59.0 KB ·70 views
asmallish_3559151471_79bfc25d1d_o.jpg
6.2 KB ·465 views
asmallish_3559151693_29448eedde_o.jpg
4.1 KB ·494 views
asmallish_3559151797_c5a8684561_o.jpg
7.3 KB ·463 views
asmallish_3559963274_43edd27672_o.jpg
5.9 KB ·485 views
asmallish_3559963366_b195330fb6_o.jpg
6.9 KB ·475 views
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
gatagato
▼ PROMO FROM DOCUMENTING REALITY
Cheaper than the doctor visit tomorrow
Join Now
Hidden for upgraded members.
  #2  
05-24-2010, 08:20 PM
DonOfGore
Offline:
My Rank: PRIVATE
Poster Rank:14565
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 6
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssssss6
Re: Man Who Has Sex With Cars

that's fucking wierd.
  #3  
05-24-2010, 08:21 PM
RogueTrader's Avatar
RogueTrader
Offline:
So Fucking Banned
Poster Rank:278
Female.
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 4,641
 
Mentioned: 10 Post(s)
Quoted: 353 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss4641
Re: Man Who Has Sex With Cars



2 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
Beard, ChockFullOfChock
  #4  
05-24-2010, 09:03 PM
BlahBertBloohHug's Avatar
BlahBertBloohHug
Offline:
My Rank: CORPORAL
Poster Rank:1618
Male
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 340
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss340
Re: Man Who Has Sex With Cars

wrong on so many levels.
  #5  
05-24-2010, 09:24 PM
deadcat1's Avatar
deadcat1
Offline:
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚
Poster Rank:494
what am I?
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 2,095
 
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 182 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss2095
Re: Man Who Has Sex With Cars

^^ha ha^^ that last picture has been embedded in my mind~for the moment~
__________________
“Darkness dwells within even the best of us. In the worst of us, darkness not only dwells but reins.” ― Dean Koontz, Strange Highways
  #6  
05-24-2010, 09:37 PM
wickedqueenwicker's Avatar
My Rank: SERGEANT
Poster Rank:983
transylvanian concubine
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 717
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 4 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss717
Re: Man Who Has Sex With Cars

"GET YOUR COCK OUT OF MY CHRYSLER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!"
  #7  
05-25-2010, 12:46 AM
Clownface187's Avatar
Clownface187
Offline:
My Rank: SERGEANT
Poster Rank:1098
MANLY male
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 596
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss596
Re: Man Who Has Sex With Cars

lol that shits goofball.....well maybe if I was poisoned drunk, I might make sweet love to a Geo lol
  #8  
05-25-2010, 12:56 AM
EternalAbyss's Avatar
EternalAbyss
Offline:
My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL
Poster Rank:2649
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 158
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 4 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss158
Re: Man Who Has Sex With Cars

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.
That slut!!
Maybe he should get together with the rollercoaster girl

Oh God! That pic of the guy in lingerie is so...I don't know...just, ew! Lol
  #9  
05-25-2010, 01:59 AM
juliemd's Avatar
juliemd
Offline:
Hey, Ass-butt!
Poster Rank:531
female
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 1,897
 
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Quoted: 19 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 18/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss1897
Re: Man Who Has Sex With Cars

  #10  
05-25-2010, 04:16 AM
Nite's Avatar
Nite
Offline:
GAY BLACK ABORTION
Poster Rank:8
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 98,731
 
Mentioned: 582 Post(s)
Quoted: 23008 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
7/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss98731
Re: Man Who Has Sex With Cars

a rangerover? cunts got no standards.........
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
chiefTbon


Powered by vBulletin Copyright 2000-2010 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO