Robots have an odd job to do in China – Collect Semen!
This might sound funny to some, but to some (who wants to buy/donate sperm) this is news. Last month, at China International Medical Equipment Fair a unique machine was on display. This gadget is believed to be an ‘automatic sperm collector’; a machine in which men can donate their sperms (Hands free).
Now, let’s see how this one of its kind gadget functions.
This very-unique gadget has a monitor which would show you exotic pictures, with audio. Down-under is a “semen-collection sheath” which stimulate the movement and the feel. If this is not all, another company which sells the same product promises temperature control. They come with an additional “infrared heating to stimulate the feeling and temperature of a female vagina”. Once attached the “semen-collection sheath” vibrates, until, the donation process is completed.
This robotic machine has a success rate of 95%, and is said to be completely ‘safe’. It is ‘safe’ as the sperms are collected in a condom like packet, fixed inside the machine. This condom like package would decrease the probability of catching STDs. However, sanitary conditions can surely give you a doubt over its usage.
If even this, does not tickle your funny bone then wait to hear this. There’s a bonus feature: “premature ejaculation training function.” This gadget would help men to decrease their nerve sensitivity and thus improving their ejaculation time-period. According to the company, their man goal is to “improve ejaculatory threshold.”
The machine is a ‘Made-in-China’ product. The selling price of this fancy gadget outside china is $3000.
According to Kevin Qiao, a representative of Jiahua Electronic Instrument Co (a company that sells these automatic sperm donation machines) says that his company has sold almost 600 machines in past three years. However, this one is not much in demand in the international market.
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