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Hulk Doll's Monster Willy

Published: 07 Jul 2003

By THOMAS WHITAKER Showbiz Reporter
SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll ? and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”

Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.

Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.
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Re: Hulk Doll's Monster Willy

a 2 inch willy is enough to upset anyone!!!!lol
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I LOVE MEH CAT!! and thats my expression when i say it!
mine now. Bite me! lol
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i dont see why they;re surprised, she won it on brighton pier for fuck's sake
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hahahaha
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My husband brought home some generic barbie dolls from somewhere overseas... I can't remember where. Unknown to him, they had pubic hair drawn on. LOL My girls, who were 4 and 5 at the time, were pretty confused. And the dolls "got lost" really quick.
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Re: Hulk Doll's Monster Willy

When you squeeze the hulk's left arm it goes erect.=)


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