[zin0]

Originally Posted by tbone79 ↗

Dude, they could have farted in my mouth and I still wouldn't have lost my woodie ..

See a doctor

[FunkPumpkin]

Originally Posted by the hawk ↗

Fair play, she can get some serious flame on the go! More epic than any I've ever done. Marriage material right there.

I did a bigger one, once. It was way back in the early-'90s. Of course, we were at uni and jam-packed full of dorm-food flatulence. At the time, shredded jeans were popular and I had the misfortune of wearing a pair at that time. When I unleashed a prodigious flatus, I produced a yellow-orange ball of flame about the size of a basketball. This ball promptly set alight all the loose white-threads hanging from my fashionable shredded jeans.

Luckily, quickly sitting up put out the secondary fire. But my house mates teased me about that fart for the next year at least.

(And a few years later, my ex-wife, who was my fiancée at the time, didn't believe farts could be lit afire. When I proved her wrong, she was red-faced and laughing so hard I thought she would stop breathing. And I married that gal... at least the first decade with her was worth it. )

[asymmetry]

it's funny, but I feel stupider now

[Xfactor]

I hate when women fart in front of me.

[jgomori]

Is it wierd that im turned on

[Kadavar]

I have a very confusing and conflicting erection right now.

[Mr.Angel]

Come on guys admit it....how many of you would still hit that ass immediately after combustion. Ehh?

[collaredgirl65]

[Maeve]

HAHAHHHAHHAA

[William May]

It's nice to marry someone that you have something in common with........gives you something to talk about......