[William May]

The "Irish Times" reported today that Putin is holed up in a "Presidential Bunker" in the Ural Mountains.
Apparently, he also forcibly took a bunch of oligarchs with him, to make sure they didn't try to flee the country.
Bet they wish they were sailing on their yachts, with their teenage hooker girlfriends, headed to go shopping in Paris.
But its sounding more and more like Hitler's bunker.
But without the spiffy trimmed moustache.
Expectations now are that the Russian FSB is going to take care of Putin.
Probably a silly hand grenade accident.
Or maybe he stabbed himself in the eye.
226 times.
In a row.
Or maybe his car flew off a Ural Mountain cliff at high speed. With no driver. And Putin was tied up in the backseat.

Or maybe they will find him wrapped in cheese, inside a rubber diving suit, wearing boxing gloves, in a plastic bag, tied to a ceiling fan, with a helium tube in his mouth, underneath a Chinese motorcycle that was driven very poorly by some Chinese lady.
That's always possible.
He could even be dead while I'm writing this.

[techfreak76]

Originally Posted by v1r ↗

Russia number one!

Fuck! We are all Humans! Equal wich color or race. We Live all on the same Planet. Wy War??

[William May]

Another cheerful note:

The hacking group "Anonymous" is offering $45,000 to every Russian soldier who defects, bringing their equipment with them, under a white flag.
Ukraine is also offering this deal, along with immunity to prosecution for war crimes, as long as they stop fighting immediately and display white flags.
I wonder what $45,000 comes to in Russian Rubles, at .00001 rubles to the dollar? I bet it's a big bag, too heavy to lift, even for a tough Russian soldier.
I think Putin will have a hard time matching that offer. Even if he COULD find enough gigantic bags to hold the Russian money he was going to give them. They will probably need one of those huge Russian missile carriers just to carry the gigantic sack of money, if they take Putin's offer. Easier to just accept the debit card with a $45,000 U.S. Dollar balance.
The Ukrainians will also give them land and let them move to Ukraine, since they have huge amounts of vacant land available.
We'll see how this plays out.

[v1r]

Originally Posted by techfreak76 ↗

Fuck! We are all Humans! Equal wich color or race. We Live all on the same Planet. Wy War??

No war pls. And don't sanction Russian civilians.

[William May]

Originally Posted by v1r ↗

No war pls. And don't sanction Russian civilians.

Like I have said elsewhere, the Russian people are NOT responsible for this war.
This is a problem with SOVIETS, NOT RUSSIANS!
People need to keep that in mind.

[techfreak76]

Yes that are Vakuum Bombs.

[Boss.]

If civilians are issued rifles and drafted as reserves, are they still considered civilian casualties ?

[HiddenSquid]

His flipflops on the ground next to him as well

[requiemm44]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Another cheerful note:

The hacking group "Anonymous" is offering $45,000 to every Russian soldier who defects, bringing their equipment with them, under a white flag.
Ukraine is also offering this deal, along with immunity to prosecution for war crimes, as long as they stop fighting immediately and display white flags.
I wonder what $45,000 comes to in Russian Rubles, at .00001 rubles to the dollar? I bet it's a big bag, too heavy to lift, even for a tough Russian soldier.
I think Putin will have a hard time matching that offer. Even if he COULD find enough gigantic bags to hold the Russian money he was going to give them. They will probably need one of those huge Russian missile carriers just to carry the gigantic sack of money, if they take Putin's offer. Easier to just accept the debit card with a $45,000 U.S. Dollar balance.
The Ukrainians will also give them land and let them move to Ukraine, since they have huge amounts of vacant land available.
We'll see how this plays out.

i think its really retarded of you to take them this seriously

[GRiZ]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Expectations now are that the Russian FSB is going to take care of Putin.
Probably a silly hand grenade accident.
Or maybe he stabbed himself in the eye.
226 times.
In a row.
Or maybe his car flew off a Ural Mountain cliff at high speed.

Or maybe they will find him wrapped in cheese, inside a rubber diving suit, wearing boxing gloves, in a plastic bag, tied to a ceiling fan, with a helium tube in his mouth, underneath a Chinese motorcycle that was driven very poorly by some Chinese lady.

He could even be dead while I'm writing this.

lmaoooo