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#311
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05-10-2013, 11:42 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:43 No pronouns just boobies Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 33,323 Mentioned: 119 Post(s) Quoted: 17090 Post(s)
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Re: Who is it? Draw a DR member
A Kiwi and an Aussie are riding through the sheep country when they discover a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Kiwi gets off his horse, strides over to the sheep, shags it, and then gets back on his horse. He looks at the Aussie who is staring at him and says, "Sorry mate, do ya want a go too?" "Alright," says the Aussie and gets off his horse and walks over to the fence where the sheep is still stuck. After a pause, he looks back at the Kiwi and asks "Do I have to put my head in the fence?"  |
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#314
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05-10-2013, 11:45 PM
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 GAY BLACK ABORTION Poster Rank:9 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 98,731 Mentioned: 582 Post(s) Quoted: 23008 Post(s)
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Re: Who is it? Draw a DR member
Funny thing is when you land in Australia the pilots stress how it wouldn't be the slightest bit amusing to dress like a sheep, rather it could be fatal. The women are acceptable |
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05-11-2013, 12:01 AM
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 Fuck WonderMomma Poster Rank:23 Your and idiot Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 55,780 Mentioned: 159 Post(s) Quoted: 31682 Post(s)
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Re: Who is it? Draw a DR member
Our pilots are sheep .Thats why QANTAS has super strong cockpit doors nowadays.
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#320
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05-11-2013, 12:03 AM
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 Benevolent dictator Poster Rank:57 Arse fucker Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 25,643 Mentioned: 17 Post(s) Quoted: 1450 Post(s)
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Re: Who is it? Draw a DR member
I got to ask you mate, what the fuck happened? In the early 90's there was hardly any imports there at all but now it's like the united bloody nations just like it is here.
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