[rapeWhistle]

Snoring.

[MrCorpse]

I bet she is a methhead.

[kellyhound]

in this case the pen IS mightier than the sword.

[Pigeon]

Maybe he'll get the picture that his snoring is a problem affecting other people and seek treatment.







Yeah, right

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by invertigo ↗

My mom stabbed her little brother in the shoulder with a pencil when she was 12. They had to go to the doctor's office to get the graphite out. I don't remember what he did, but even he admits he deserved it

The pencil may have had lead in it.

[DiamondSmiles]

I expected at least one of you to mention the witness saying the victim screamed like a little girl and the victim agreeing that he had done so.

[invertigo]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

The pencil may have had lead in it.

That's an urban legend

The black core of pencils is still referred to as lead, even though it never contained the element lead.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by invertigo ↗

That's an urban legend

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil

Liars! Since we were little kids!

Thank you for clarifying.

I did enjoy reading this because it used the word, "penis."

Pencil, from Old French pincel, a small paintbrush, from Latin penicillus a "little tail" (see penis—pincellus is Latin from the post-classical period[1]) is an artist's fine brush of camel hair, also used for writing before modern lead or chalk pencils; the meaning of "graphite writing implement" apparently evolved late in the 16th century.

[Pyramid_Head]

He's an even bigger dumbass for not pressing charges.

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by Pyramid_Head ↗

He's an even bigger dumbass for not pressing charges.

I still think it was the hat that pissed her off.

Maybe they'll add a Snoring Section to planes now.