Tennessee Man Had Sex With ATM, Picnic Table: Cops

gatagato · #1 ● 05-20-2014, 03:52 AM

A 49-year-old Tennessee man was arrested after making an unusual deposit at a Murfreesboro ATM.

Police say Lonnie Hutton walked into the Boro Bar and Grill, pulled down his pants and tried to have sex with an automated banking machine, WKRN reports.

Officers arriving on the scene say they saw him walking around the bar nude, thrusting his hips in the air, according to WGNS Radio.

Hutton was taken outside and ordered to sit at a wooden picnic table.

Police say he then “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table,” WATE.com reports.

Officers noted in their police report that Hutton smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes and was unsteady on his feet. He was charged with public intoxication and taken to the Rutherford County jail on $250 bond. He is due in court on July 1.

http://www.wkrn.com/story/25554171/p...m-picnic-table

http://www.wate.com/story/25554171/p...m-picnic-table

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Lonnie Hutton, 49, was arrested at a Murfreesboro bar Friday night for attempting to have sex with an ATM and later a picnic table.

Nasty Nuggets · #2 ● 05-20-2014, 04:09 AM

Wtf is wrong with ppl. I heard on the radio the other day that some guy tried to fuck a beer can and had to go to the ER cause he cut his junk all up.